Hello again, tumblr

Long time no see. You haven't changed much at all.

I am legitimately the most boring person ever. Everyone else has cool bumper stickers and fancy steering wheel and seat covers for their cars and I’m over here like “hey guys I invested in a lint roller for my car”

lolchampseries:

Azir, the Emperor of the Sands

I am Scottish. I can complain about things,  I can really complain about things now.

(Source: rubyredwisp)

youve-got-your-love-online:

John, you cute little mature intelligent adult!

  • Employee: Hi.
  • Me: Hi.
  • Him: How are you this fine day?
  • Me: I'm good, how are you?
  • Him: I'm great, you wanna know why?
  • Me: Sure.
  • Him: PUMPKIN IS BACK!
  • Me: Oh dayum!
  • Him: Aaaaw yeeeeeah!
  • New favorite Starbucks employee.
  • t3hsiggy:

    bakrua:

    ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game

    tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle

    "Enemy Bulbasaur used Growl"

    "HA, YES, YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, FOR NOW I SHALL DEAL AN EXTRA TURN OF DAMAGE MORE THAN YOU”

    rosesalts:

    when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

    macklemoré