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ourdrunkitchen:

I’m like 99% sure this is my favorite gif of Hannah. x

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

cyberopsyasuo:

league of legends is a good game the servers are very stable

wruzicka-reblogs:

leseanthomas:

i-wouldnt-even-question-it:

My man.

My ninja Neil deGrasse Tyson roasting with truth and logic, lol. 

Well, if he wants to run for office, I’d vote for him.

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

(Source: melaninacorpse)

jayce-thedefenderoftomorrow:

League of Legends rivalries (by Riot Artist Alvin Lee) ~Tesla 

(Source: tesla-effect)

avenqcrs:

Top 21 Whedonverse Characters (as voted by my followers)

Inara Serra // “Physical appearance doesn’t matter so terribly. You look for compatibility of spirit. There’s an energy about a person that’s difficult to hide.